From a recent CBC get-together in Bangalore (I missed - was out of town) in April 2006...
Pastu had come visiting with his family... a big reason to celebrate in itself.
Nilesh (our Pastu) with lil' Khushi...
Khushi is the eldest of CBC kids...
"This page is dedicated to all those friends and accomplices, whether listed here or not, who made my four years in BITS a memorable period of my life....This includes all.. yeah...all.. Many many of those who may not find a mention in this list, shall also remain dear to me as these member's of the CBC Group...."
1 Prelude
As we celebrate glorius 8 years (plastic jubilee) of the birth of CBCnet, its time to look back and ponder over the how our mailing patternss have been touched by different Gods. One of the avatars of this God is cricket, but there are other avatars as well that influenced our minds. The goal of this writeup is to understand some of these Gods by dissecting the mailing data. Before we get started, a big thanks to the efforts and continued support of Bhanudev, alias, Sidharth Bhan for keeping this forum alive. This report is dedicated to him.
2 Mailing Patterns
The first interesting plot is the way number of mails has come down over the last few years. This is shown in Figure 1. We started by averaging almost 150 mails per month in the initial years. This boom period of CBCNet continued up-to 2001 or 2002, i.e., till the time CBCNet was dominated by bachelors. Since then, the number of mails have have gone down and have finally stabilised in the region of 50-60 mails per month. We are seeing this for almost 4 years in a row now. One can predict this trend to continue till CBCians start retiring in another 30-35 years time. The idle life of retired might increase the mail count back to where it was during the boom time. The next plot in Figure 2 shows the number of mails exchanged in the different months. The numbers are averaged over the years 1999-2006. Not much there, except for a couple of things. The first is the zigzag pattern which indicate that a month of energetic exchanges of mails are followed by months of spirited exchanges of silences (typically broken by motivational speech on the utility of mail exchanges by Bhanudev). The second remarkable trend is the impact of temperature on the mails exchanged. A careful look suggests how the number of mails goes down in the October to Marchperiod when the temperature is low, thus making CBCians feeling lazy and lethargic. A possible exception in these cold months is January when the the new years wishes changes the pattern somewhat.
An article on CBC mailing pattern would be incomplete without a discussion on how the cricketing events have shaped the curves we see. The Table following says it all, no further elaboration is required on this.
3 Moral
The CBCNet mailing pattern is impacted primarily by four things, two of which were far from obvious.
1. Cricket, more cricket, and more More (read Kiran More) cricket.
2. The low temperature during the winter months.
3. Sidharth Bhan's "koi hai?" mails.
4. Happy* mails (happy birthday, happy ugadi, happy rajyotsava day, happy diwali, hapy holi etc. etc.)
For the uninitiated, CBC stands for Chi-bhai-Chi. And that is what too much of fish and rice does to fecund minds - Suppy in question here! As if to survive against the onslaught of people like Sharam at B.I.T.S., Suppy came up with a new therapy - the CBC therapy for mood up-liftment. Consider this -
Or sometimes it was a method of research... Research on new theories and redefinition of what was predefined and accepted... Questioning, why the Sun chose to Rise in the East... What would happen if it had been west or North,... The ultimate research was conducted on the concept of State of
Or if it's not clear even now, try this one...
The simple therapy spread like wildfire and led to a closely knit group called the CBC. (Incidentally, CBC or Chi-bhai-Chi, is an antonym to Wah-bhai-Wah). The words CBC coined sometime in our second year in BITS and the initial members were the wingies of Front Wing Upstairs of Shankar Bhawan. As of today, CBC is a closed group of about 20 members who have shared and lived a common life during their four years in BITS-Pilani, and continue to share their joys and sorrows till date. Friends for Ever, you could say. The members of CBC group today live all over the world, most of them being in
Come Meet the CBCian's...
I.D. no : 93A3PS030
Nick Name's : Littu, Savli, Bhowmiya Patti, Modern Gandhi
B'Day : 23 November
In Bitsian days, Savla - the modern Gandhi, always amused his wingies with his antics, arguements and peculiar arc like movements especially when moving in the wing corridor, from his room to his sidies room. This 4ft something man has tremendous bundle of energy hidden in him, which he unleashes selectively. Till Uddi Baba baptised him one day, he held the flag of his ideals high in the wing. Another mystery which hounded the wingies was that for four years no one had ever seen him in the wing bogs... After designing IC Chips in SGS Thompson for a year, and spending a splendid six months roaming all over
I.D. no : 93A3PS370
Nick Name's : Mercurial Matroo, King Kaul, Raja, Crib Kaul
B'Day : 27th July
While in BITS, Matroo kept declaring that he rulz....thats why all knew that `Woh yahan ka Raja hai'... and came to be known as King Kaul. He is also a member of that rare breed of Indian's - the Kashmiri Pandit, to which I too belong. Matroo is the sort who'll order a Masala Dosa at a Wimpy's outlet or the one who'll cry not over spilt milk but over milk which might spill. Matroo was also in the BITS Hockey Team, same time when I was keeping goals in that team. After spending a year in HUGHES Software Systems, in Gurgaon and Germantown-USA, Kaul flew off to
"Lal, lal, lal, lal....
lal, lal, lal, lal !" - is just a sample.
I.D. no: 93A3PS011
Nick Name’s: Neena, NPN, Nalayak, Khalnayak
B'Day : 20th August
Nayak, as he was always called from the very day he joined BITS, is a methodilcal man, who runs his routine come what may. Whether it is the neat stack of hanky's in his wardrobe or his notes, things are neatly placed. This prankster would never tire of bugging folks around him, and more than often, Pastu would have to bear his urge for pranks. Nayak got bored of scoring perfect GPA's of 10 for seven consecutive semester's, that he finally thought of gifting away grades. In the same mood of boredom, he opted for a change to the Cassanova image in his psenti-sem, and continued the same in Pune and
I.D. no : 93A3PS028
Nick Name's : Pastu, Gulbadan GuloRani, Pondy, DharamPaji
B'Day : 3rd Dec
Pastu or Pondy as we call him is from
After completing his Masters from IISc., Banglore - Pastu worked in the IBM Research Labs in IIT Delhi. He is currently in Pune, at Paxonet. And having led the scores of many courses in BITS, Pastu also led the way in an altogether different direction. Pastu was among the first few CBCians to get into marital life and fatherhood.
I.D. no : 93A3PS337
Nick Name's : Fathak, Zattack, Dopy Kanahaya
B'Day : 7th July
Pathak, though not a part of the founder CBC wing, did become a regular member in his third year, like Matroo and Amit Kaul, and cemented this bond by his presence on the CBC-Net. After BITS, Pathak worked in Analog Devices for two years, where he spent more time in company sponsored parties and paid vacations at home and
I.D. no : 93A3PS139
Nick Name's : Kakaus, LoudSpeaker
Kakus, is the "loud"-man out - his resonant voice suggests that he must have swallowed a microphone when he was small. Kakus, a chess, old Hindi music and quiz enthusiast could be heard anywhere in the wing, especially when dictating solutions to Pratap from his room. (I suffered him that way..!!) After cracking courses in BITS, Kakus went to relax in IIM,
I.D. no : 93A3PS009
Nick Name's : Satg, CrackJit
Satg came to be known as Crackojit, when in the very first semester on campus, he showed his wizardy at Mathematics by beating all records in AdCal. He ended up with a 108 out of 100 marks...Sounds weird... But its true...!!! Satg went on to become the source of funda's for the whole wing... especially the one's which would fail to be answered by the other Guru's in the wing. He usually started a book from the last chapter backwards, and thats how he beat all those ME Micro guys by topping the courses while he was only a BE student himself. This now "Guru of VLSI" enjoyed reaching out into future and doing it in present...!!! God save the Scientists...many of them are in for a shock soon, when he will rewrite many of their theories... From BITS, Satg went directly to IISc Banglore for a Masters in MicroElectronics. After breaking several records in academics in IISc, he went on to break a few more at CMU for his PhD degree. Satg is a typical Scientist type. But what surprised people was when he started getting romantic, thanks to some Chinese project-mate in CMU. Now, I ought to delete that reference soon – since he’s happily married now. Currently, Satg is busy designing stuff at some start up in Bay Area and getting speeding tickets in his BMW SUV. Satg is also a fabulous singer, though he limits his lyrics to those previously sung by Bengali singers only...esp. Kishore...
Satg's laugh, Satg's tickle and Satg's accent, are a CBCian heritage.
I.D. no : 93A3PS063
Nick Name's : Suppy, Prabhu Ji, Warne
B'Day : 27th July
Suppy, the second of the two Bongs who went to the IISc,
I.D. no : 93A3PS595
Nick Name's : Uddi Baba (ki Jai)
B'Day : 23rd September
Uddi baba, came to be when Matroo saw a sudden light - a la Phenomenon style. And Sandipan became Uddi - the Baba. Uddi, the name became so popular soon, that many forgot his actual name too. Uddi, the person was popular always, being the center of all CBC debates and issues. Uddi shall always be remembered for his easy-go-lucky attitude, who believed in taking the life at it came... Uddi never cried over spilt milk, as long as there was scope of more milk to come... Not even if there was none... Uddi's beliefs were tremendously inspiring at times... Like other three Bongs, Uddi never believed in going to the classroom or the knowledge of the book... He was undoubtedly the most enthued person in the wing, when it came to outings, trekking, swimming, gymming,... You name it... he was ready to do it...as long as it did not involve going to the class... Lately, Uddi has taken up body-building to develop a physique but the mental aspect remains largely ignored. Uddi's speciality is to think the wrong way out of a situation. Uddi is one of the few folks in the batch (or maybe whole industry) who still is with his first job - in Wipro!!! Basically, Uddi is so forgetful and lazy that he never even bothered to change his job once he joined Wipro.
I.D. no: 93A3PS010
Nick Name's: Mandu, Sardar
B'Day:
Mandu, the melodious Sardar, was a great sidey..espcially much in demand for his music system... Mandu represented
Mandu joined Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) in Austin Texas, in Sept 2001. Mandu created the CBCian record of having failed in a US Driving License test. Mandu recently moved to Bay area AMD centre.
I.D. no : 93A3PS079
Nick Name's : Kock, Maharaj, Savla Patti
B'Day : 16th Jan
Kock... as his name was often (mis)-pronounced is the King of Melodies of CBC... Gifted with a voice that has been the mode of entertainment for us, on many of those psenti evenings... Kak is presently riding high ever since the TOI review showed his photo alongside Annu Kapoor and Pallavi Joshi. His rendition of Jagjit Singh's ghazals and full-enthu CBC wing songs (Yeh Ishq Ishq Hai..) used to culminate many of the CBC gatherings... on Birthdays and in C'not... Kak, seldom seen in the wing, unless in Savla's room, was busy always... with GOD knows what!!! Kak is deep into Micro-Processors... So deep that he is unable to see his mails... Only Savla can pull him out now... Well, Kak has recently shifted his residence to Pune from J&K, to be closer to the huge number of his girl-friends there... I face a problem keeping this page upto date because, everytime I see this page, I realise that Kak has changed his job. Well, he started with Wipro, then went to Tektronix and then SAS, in just over two years. However, a terrible bike-accident in late 1999 prevented Kak from making any more jumps for a while. However, this melodious Kashmiri always stayed in good touch with all his fan-females from Wipro and Tektronix. Interestingly, almost all the flames had a name starting with letter "N". Kak moved to US in 2001 and after working with Ericsson – works now for Qualcomm in San Diego, CA
I.D. no : 93A3PS004
Nick Name's : Sarkar, Zoji, Mats
B'Day : 6th September
Sarkar... This was how he came to be known from second year onwards... Mattoo remained a heart-throb for all the girls on-campus...not sure what helped it most - his Kashmiri looks, his cutie-pie image or the beauty spot on his face... Tough to decide who has had a bigger fan-following in MB - Mattoo, Nipun, Kak or A Kaul... My guess is - Mats. While in BITS, one could easily make him blush... You could always count on Mats to say yes to a cricket match... he still believes in cricket like religion... And yeah, Mats and Malik, together could beat FBI to extracting secrets and spying for gossip... After BITS, Mattoo worked in Banglore for a while for Wipro, before moving to
Sambuddha Bhattacharya
I.D. no : 93A3PS001
Nick Name's : Sam, Zook Zook One, Sambhu, Bambu
B'Day : 13th November
Sambhu was 'the 001' of the batch... This first man of 93 batch was also the first CBCian to get settled in life. Sambhu, a silent worker, would spend much of his time lost in the thoughts of his Madam X. ahh... what love can do to you... Anyway, Sambhu is quite secretive at it too... And never let any of the wingies trip him on it... I wonder what he would have gone through if the CBC'ians had ever decided to take his trip on Ms. X... Sambhu, you should thank us for letting you off. Sambhu was working for a while with Synopsis, after having worked as a Hardware Engg in Tata Elsxi for a year. He too packed his bags in 1999, and headed for a Masters in VLSI, in
I.D. no : 93A3PS114
Nick Name's : Nippo
Nippo, deserves the title of the "Joker of the CBC Gang". He had the ' Bad Taste' for four years in a row at B.I.T.S. - only he can tell you how tasty vomit is or how fragrant his socks smell. Incidentally, it's not only his mind that can run - it's also his body : Nippo's a class athlete as well. Nippo, a regular gymmer, would exercise often by lifting you onto his shoulders instead of iron... Nippo's expertise was in speaking and acting dumb, and would make irritatingly humourous situations. This hair-less wonder loved making you feel his muscles or see his shedding nails... Really Mr. Unpredictable. Nippo started his career with IMR, Banglore working in Mainframes. Simultaneously, Nippo continued to work on building his females fan-circle, which grew even more rapidly when he was in
I.D. no : 93A3PS039
Nick Name's : Gucchi, DP, Teen-Ball
B'Day : 19th May
I salute DP... this 5ft 4inch man has n-miles of mental strength and patience. Gucchiya lives on the dreams of tomorrow, and what a way it is... Believe me, try it... It gives you tremendous courage, unlimited hope, a sea of patience... Yeah, I have seen this from close quaters. DP was my sidey in BITS and we shared many tough times too... Gucchi, was the darling of the wing and would often suffer due to this, if the junta wanted a change from Pastu... DP was an ace wing cricketer too... I always loved the way his room looked in BITS... neat and bright, with those nice skecthings of his decorating the walls... Yeah, he's an ace artist too... These days, he's developed into an ace cook too... Gucchi is presently holidaying in
I.D. no : 93A3PS013
Nick Name's : Malikka Rani, Gaenni
B'Day :
Malikka, and her ..err sorry "his" rose-red lips.... The story of red-shirt... His unbeaten records of non-stop ghoting for the yet-far-away test... his 12th revision of the test course, when I was struggling to get started,... his role in all those gossip sessions... his zeal for wing cricket... his love for Ghazals... those lonely evenings when we would sit in Mattoo's dimly lit room...singing those sad romantic songs with the pain of a Devdas... Those numerous classes which he never stepped into... His expertise at making you cough up the deepest of secrets... and mastery at words when it came to doing a critical analysis of things... ( especially in Kashmiri..) His carelessness... which almost led to a fire calamity in the wing... His laziness for somethings... his enthu for the few others... I miss all that... Malik spent his initial years after BITS in
I.D. no: 93A3PS006
Nick Name’s: Thakur, Takkar
B'Day : 26th Jan
Thakur...say that with reverance,... for he is the most respected man in the wing...Afterall, He is a Thakur!!! He and his ID No-6 remained a topic of numerable disscusions in the wing. Thakur was always enthued about things... and a hard-liner to core when it came to arguements on matters of principle... Thakkur could take on a million people alone in an arguement, how so ever unreasonable his arguements may have been... Afterall, how could a Thakur accept defeat... Thakur often remained in demand (like his cycle...) during wing disscusions... for supplying such topics... Thakur's marriage, his home town, his ideas on all issues of national importance, his views on various scientific, biological and philosophical thoeries were always hot topics... He was awarded a Doctrate for his research on Sleeping State of Consciousness...whatever that means... Unfortunately, this guy could never pronounce his own name... Thakur is presently trying to help
Ok… Thakur too is still with his first job.
I.D. no : 93A3PS003
Nick Name's : Deta, Lambu, Lamba Aadmi, Surangi
B'Day : 6th December
Deta...always had a secretive smile or a look of tiredness, whenever he came out of his dimly-lit room... A "secretive smile" when he had just completed the course for the test still four days away...(while others in the wing were playing cricket or memory..) or a "look of tiredness" when he was bored because the course was too short and simple and he had already finished... So what next to do... Deta, was a meticulous worker, who believed in his goals and set out his path from the beginning... Thats how he worked... With a dictionary one side, a low table-lamp providing just enough light for the note book to be lit... and his mind constantly re-analysing whatever was disscussed that day in the class... Deta, would easily qualify as "the Ideal Student"...But, unfortunately this made him pull out of many enthued expeditions of the wing and he would be absconding from most of the wing meetings, discussions. Now, as a total contrast, his place in
I.D. no :93A3PS112
Nick Name's : Ash, Long John, Crotchie
B'Day : 9th Feb
Ashok... or Ash... at 6ft 2inches was almost like having an extra pillar in the wing corridor...He knew exactly who was getting bald in the head...for he could see the scalp of most of us... Unfortunately, he is suffering due to the fact that his head too stands closer to the sun... and thats why he praises his balding head by "God made a few perfect heads.. rest HE covered with hair." Ash is a master with words, colours and his brush... Eversince he took fancy to working on Multi-Media in CSD, I would seldom see him in the wing... and would get to know of his presence in the wing only when he was heading to the BOGS in the early mornings... or to Insti, swinging his long key chain... Ash worked with Lucent (God only knows doing what!!) for a while, before he took a north-ward jump again. He went onto do an MBA in IIM,
I.D. no :93A3PS349
Nick Name's : Phodu, Polo Parikh
B'Day :2nd September
Well,.. if there were any records left to be broken in History of BITS,Pilani... Parikh smashed them all... Scoring CGPA of 10 in eight successive semester's speaks volume's about this Gujju,.. I have no words for him...He himself was a God with words. I must add, though, that academics was not the only field where he excells.... Football, painting, writing, humour, sketching, administrative skills... You name it... he's good at it... The Mr. Genious.. Undoubtedly!!! After making all IIM-Banglore guys fret the same way he made us fret in EEE courses in BITS by scoring awesome grades without a break, he is now making his skills as a Manager known to the world. Once he became a Consultant with KPMG, Parikh went off CBCnet. Of course, he's not made to waste time with lesser mortals. Among the toppers of his batch at IIM, Parikh spent his summers in Swiss Alps, just by writing an award winning essay... He is really a Master with words... So I better keep my mouth shut. He is now part of strategy team at HP, setting up their shared services division in Bangalore.
Nick Name's : Mukri, Sunny,...
B'Day :7th November
Well, couldn't have completed this page without a note on this Guy. One of the few non-EEE guys in the CBC gang, he was a late-entrant. But, he learnt fast and is one of the leading CBC-Shayar's now. Kaul and I moved together from BITS to 7-Tech to HCL-Cisco together, spending a longer than bargained for time in Chennai. Thats where poor chap was subjected to various tortures, in the form of having to live with me. But, I tell you, having had a long association with him has done me more harm... with a charmer like him around, you don't stand a chance with the fairer ones. Kaul is always a great company... especially when he is in his "socho - ek situation hai" moods...
He spent his latter years in Chennai, doing a study on "Solution to all Problems of Life: Marriage" and submitted a thesis to Meena, whom he got married to in 2002. But before that he spent a year in LA working for Trillium/Intel, moved back to Intel Bangalore.
Nick Name's :Vigu
Vigu is the only other non-EEE member of the CBCnet. He resurfaced and reentered this group recently after a looooong absence. Vigu though a late entrant to CBC, spent much of his later years in BITS as one. A Civil Engineer by degree, he started his career building dams, bridges and flyovers. But, cement and sun did not suit him for long and the IT bug caught him and he moved to Delhi. He has been spending some silent years in Chandigarh now…
S Ananth
Nick Name's : SANA
What comes promptly to my mind when I think "S Ananth" is the 3rd year experience in VK when Ananth was my backie... especially those audio tapes Shakespearean plays. Thats probably when I have interacted most with Ananth, whether as a backie or in his role as Editor of Current Trends. Ananth was always far more mature and composed than the rest of the wing... No one ever saw him goof around when others played 'wing box cricket' or 'memory' or created ruckus in any other form. He would rather spend his time wisely in the Robotics lab. As Ash aptly said, when Ananth spoke, junta listened - only that you wouldn't see him speak too often though. His words of wisdom, articulated in the well modulated tone often made one wonder if he was born with the wisdom tooth.
Sana has spent his time since BITS at Motorola, Bangalore and is still single and looking.
Nick Name's : Virus
Virus was definitely striken by the love disease! He was knownfor the number of crushes he had and all the things he tried out to woo his girls. Few people have totted up as many make-ups in BITS as the happy-go-lucky Virus. A slightly short temper adds colour to this sensitive and helpful guy. Virus believes in thinking positive. After his planned M.S. in Computer Science, he plans to be yet another `computer virus'.
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